Take a look...Humour

[Hedgehog]

A big woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar. She raised
her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the
people sitting at the bar and asked "What man out there will buy a lady a
drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. At the end
of the bar was a skinny little guy who was very, VERY drunk. The guy slammed
his hand on the bar and said, "Give dat Ballerina a drink!" The bartender, a
close friend of the guy, poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She
turned again to the patrons and pointed around at all of them, revealing her
hairy armpit, and asked, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?" Once
again he slapped his hand down on the bar and said, "Give dat Ballerina a
nudder drink!" The bartender finally approached his friend and said, "Listen
my friend, I know it's your business if you want to buy that lady a drink,
but how come you keep calling her a Ballerina?" To me, any woman who can
lift her leg dat high got to be a Ballerina!"

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Richard is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his
mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical
procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to
wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my
testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about
his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the
covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles
in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look
and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, sir!" The man pulls off his
oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That
was wonderful but listen very, very closely...
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"