Weekend Medicine

[Hedgehog]

The Funeral

A guy was leaving a convenience store with his
Morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession
Approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a
Second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the
Second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a
Short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity.
He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry
For your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've
Never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My wife's."

"What happened to her?"

The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."
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Baby's First Doctor Visit
This made me laugh out loud.
I hope it will give you a smile!



A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,
checked his weight, and being a little concerned,
asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed,' she replied.
'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and
rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional
and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,
'No wonder this baby is underweight.
You don't have any milk.'
I know,' she said,
'I'm his Grandma,
but I'm glad I came.'

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