Get it Right

[Hedgehog]

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Tony had a

date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell.

'Oh, come on in!' Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Tony in.

'Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink?

Lemonade? Iced tea?'

'Iced tea, please,' Tony said. Mom brought the iced tea.

'So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?' she asked.

'Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the

malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach...'

'Peggy likes to screw, you know,' Mom informed him.

'Really?' Tony replied; eyebrows rose.

'Oh yes,' the mother continued. 'When she goes out with her friends,

that's all they do!'

'Is that so?' asked Tony, incredulous.

'Yes,' said the mother.

'As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!'

'Well, thanks for the tip!' Tony said as he began thinking about

alternate plans for the evening.

A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a

picture, wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt, and with her hair

tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Tony.

'Have fun, kids!' the mother said as they left.

Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the

house and slammed the front door behind her.

'TWIST, Mom!' she angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen.

'The dance is called the Twist! :hissy: