There was a knock on the door this past Saturday morning.
I opened it to find a well-dressed young man standing there who said:
"Hello, sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."
So I said, "Come on in and sit down."
I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"
He replied, "Beats the shit out of me – nobody’s ever let me in before!"
REAL OPPONENTS SEE THE BATTLE OUT TO THE END, WINNING OR LOSING