Friday Humour - Early
Just seen this, thought I'd share :)
Vulture
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Rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman "Can I have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?".
The barman is amazed but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie.
The rabbit drinks the beer, eats the toastie and leaves.
The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a Pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie.
The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and excited by the extra drinkers in the pub (because word gets round) gives the rabbit the pint and the toastie.
The rabbit consumes them and leaves.
The next night, the pub is packed, in walks the rabbit and says "A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman".
The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down.
The next night there is standing room only in the pub, coaches have been laid on for the crowds attending and the barman is making more money in one week than he did all last year.
In walks the rabbit and says "A Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman" whilst smiling and acknowledging the tributes of the masses.
The barman says, "I'm sorry rabbit, me old mate, old mucker but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties".
The rabbit looks aghast, the crowd goes silent as the the barman clears his throat nervously and says, "We do have a very nice Cheese and Onion Toastie".
The rabbit looks him in the eye and says "Are you sure I will like it?"
The masses await in stunned silence.
The barman, with a roguish smile says "Do you think that I would let down one of my best friends, I know you'll love it".
"Ok" says the rabbit," I'll have a Pint of Beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie".
The pub erupts with cheers as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the toastie, waves to the crowd and leaves....
...NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!
One year later in the now impoverished public house, the barman (who had only served 4 drinks that night, 3 of which were his) calls time.
As he is cleaning down the empty pub, he sees a small white form floating above the bar "Who are you" he queries
"I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house" comes the reply.
The barman says, "I remember you, you made me famous, you would come in every night and have a Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. Crowds came to see you and this place was famous"
The rabbit says, "Yes I know".
The barman says "On your last night we didn't have any Ham and Cheese Toasties, you had a Cheese and Onion one instead"
The rabbit said "Yes, you promised me that I would love it".
The barman said "You never returned - what happened?"
"I DIED", said the Rabbit.
"OH NO!" said the barman,"what from".
After a short pause. The rabbit said...
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"MIXIN-ME-TOASTIES"
"What we do in life, echoes in eternity..."
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