My god guys! You should see all of the confetti and balloons that just shot out of my lap top! Wait! That's not confetti! It's raining 100 dollar bills!
In the Ladder Custodian's Handbook, scetion 3.5, subsection 120.45a, dweller subsection 90.2 in the fine legal print in the hidden footer: It states that the Ladder Custodian is entitled to a 10% finders fee!!!!