I'm the Boss
>
> The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't
> getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that read:
>
> "I'm the Boss!"
>
> He then taped it to his office door.
>
> Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had
> taped
> a note to the sign that said:
>
> "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"
>
Another of his quotes that I wish my troops would adhear to;
"One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half."