Weekend again Lads

[Hedgehog]

"Can I have some Irish sausages, please?" asks Paddy, walking up to the shop
counter.
The assistant looked at him and asks "are you Irish?"

"If I had asked you for Italian sausages, would you ask me if I was
Italian?" demands Paddy indignantly. "Or, if I asked for bratwurst, would
you ask me if I was German?"

Warming to his theme, he goes on -
"Or if I asked you for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would ya?
Would ya?" The assistant said: "Well, no".

Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, Paddy steps it up a gear.
"And if I asked you for frogs' legs, would you ask me if I was French? What
about Danish bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't," conceded the assistant.

So, now bursting with righteous indignation, Paddy says, "well, all right
then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish
sausages?"

Because you're in f**king Homebase," the assistant replied.

[bluehand]

I suspect that for us yanks to get the joke you'd have to say
"Because you're in f**king Homedepot"

[Hedgehog]

You got it Bluehand

[Fubar]

:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

Very good.....where do you get them all from? I reckon you could give Bob Monkhouse a run for his money. ;)

[Hedgehog]

Me and old Bob were best of friends..He lived about 5 miles up the road from me, sadly missed.


If you believe that you would believe any thing....LOL

You got to have a laugh, it keeps you young



Age is Wisdom

[Saint Ruth]

An Irish joke demands an English joke (considering it is St. Patricks weekend) ;)
I am betting on the fact that this website isn't full of bleeding heart liberals so:

An Irish man is sittin in a pub one night when 3 Englishmen walked in. The men sit down, and start to talk about how they can anger the Irishman...

The first man says, "Watch this..." He gets up, walks over to the Irishman, and says, "Hey man, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot."

The Irishman just replies, "Oh, is that so now?"

The Englishman, goes back to his seat perplexed, when his friend jumps up and says, "Here, lemme try that." So he goes over to the Irishman and says, "Hey man, I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite faggot!"

The Irishman only replies, "Oh, is that so now?"

So the Englishman, frustrated goes and sits down with his friends. When the 3rd Englishman jumps up and says, "Well, now, I gotta try that!" So he walks over to the Irishman and says, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was an ENGLISHMAN!"

And the Irishman replies, "Aye, that's what your friends were sayin."

[Extraordinarius]

"Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was an ENGLISHMAN!"

The horrible truth is that Padraig was Welsh. The Angles were busy conquering the Romano-Britons at the time.

[Fubar]

Having English, Irish, Russian, Spanish and Scottish blood i'm open to all types of humor...i also have trouble choosing who to support in the Six Nations.

More jokes plz.

[Hedgehog]

Don't for get you guys you have got to laugh at each other and then, only then will we get on with each other.


Trust me Age is Wisdom

[Saint Ruth]

Having English, Irish, Russian, Spanish and Scottish blood i'm open to all types of humor...i also have trouble choosing who to support in the Six Nations.

Scotland nearly won it for Ireland!
Now I am off to drink a toast to Scotland... ;)