The new guy

[Marshall666]

[PoorOldSpike]

Wilkommen mate,we're already in the middle of a couple of games or I'd challenge you myself..
In fact check out screenshots from one of them in the 'Infantry against Armour' thread in the Tactical Discussion area to see your men taking off my tank commanders head and satchel-charging my Stug.. (sniffle)
(Scroll down to "Stug Gets Satchelled" and "Officer Down")

[Marshall666]

[PoorOldSpike]

Yes mate there are still screenshots and stuff on my hard drive I have to post..
By the way we can all help you with your english..
If you ever visit england you'll find our police are very friendly, especially policewomen.
The standard form of greeting is to say - "Ello darling, I fancy yer summat rotten"
And when you go into a pub, its customary to greet everybody in there by calling out -
"Listen up you bunch o' fairies, I'm the hardest geezer in here and I can wipe the floor with any of yer and don't you ever forget it, know what I mean?"

[Skeld (FGM)]

Hmmm, what if the pub ya walked into and said that happened to be one of those..ya know... "alternative lifestyle" type of establishments where everyone is wearing black leather biker gear and pink furry boas?

And welcome to the Blitz Marshall !

[Marshall666]

[PoorOldSpike]

Hmmm, what if the pub ya walked into and said that happened to be one of those..ya know... "alternative lifestyle" type of establishments where everyone is wearing black leather biker gear and pink furry boas?

Ah yes... Hey Marshall if you go into one of those places in London you'll be able to make friends very easily.
First of all, walk in singing "YMCA" and sit next to a guy wearing black leather, and say to him - "I'm a stranger in town, will you take me cruising around Clapham Common to show me some sights?"

Or if you see this guy named "Rhyno", you could say "Hi bud, where's your horn" to start a pleasant conversation

[Copper]

LMAO... priceless.

[PoorOldSpike]

[Marshall666]