The Adult Learning Centre for Men

[Hedgehog]

Classes for Men at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Monday, Aug 30, 2007

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours, beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Send this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat, and to all the ladies for the best chuckle of their day!

[Fubar]

Hmmm several classes there that catch the eye. Hows about a class in learning to cope with women that always think they're right....even when totally wrong. ;)

Thanks Ted.

[Copper]

my wife has signed me up for several classes... :)

[raz_atoth]

my wife has signed me up for several classes... :)

Is it just me,or you somehow seem surprised? :smoke:

[Copper]

I see you're not married... Any married man knows he's the perfect husband and needs no further educations to reach nirvana :)

[Nort]

What I want to know is, if a man makes a statement in the woods, and his wife is not present, is he still wrong?

;)

[Hedgehog]

You know I think we will need a really large class room for this one, Although we might just have to go to keep the ladies happy!!!!!!!.


You know that does help us to play CM...The keeping happy bit I mean



Age is Wisdom

[Hedgehog]

Hmmm several classes there that catch the eye. Hows about a class in learning to cope with women that always think they're right....even when totally wrong. ;)

Thanks Ted.

Matt
That would really have to be a big-big class room.


Ted

[raz_atoth]

Well,as a proud not married man,i have only one thing to say:
Mwahahahahaha :whis:

[Walkure]

OK you guys are just looking at this from the wrong angle.

1. If they get piseed at us and don't want to talk to us then we can play CM.

2. Don't worry abou them cutting us off, we barely get it anyways ....You married guys know what is there usual weapon !!!!

There has being many studies that proof that certain foods eliminate a womans sex drive..................................WEDDING CAKE !!!!!

3. so lets just play and use that primative membrane inside our ears. That permits us to block out the Nagging !!!!! :whis: