POS's irrelevant picture thread

[The Coil]

Hey, POS, since you seem to be unable to wrap your mind around the idea of an on-topic post, I created a thread where your silly pictures and blather would actually be on-topic. Please keep that garbage in hear, and quit spamming up otherwise interesting threads.

Man, I should be a mod for all the valuable services I provide to the board.

[PoorOldSpike]

DAZZLE ALERT

Quick everybody grab yourself a pair of sunglasses, I'm about to flash my medals again..:)






*************SPOILERS**************

[Mad Russian]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

The funniest thing I've ever seen is your medals used as a SPOILER!!!

Heaven only knows what valuable information you think they might give away!!

Good Hunting.

MR

[PoorOldSpike]

STICK IT DAD

When I left school in 1963 my dad had the annoying habit of knocking my bedroom door at the crack of dawn yelling "Come on, get out of bed and look for a job, they're crying out for people at the glue factory".
But I just thought "oh stick it" and turned over and went back to sleep because we holy men don't do 'glue factory' (below)



PS - When he died 19 years later its rumoured that his last words to my mother were "When's he going to get a bleddy job?"

[PoorOldSpike]

PS - I gotta hit the road again, can't say when i'll be back but i'll keep an eye on updating my Pripet thread, be good all.. :)

[bluehand]

[quote=PoorOldSpike]
STICK IT DAD

When I left school in 1963 my dad had the annoying habit of knocking my bedroom door at the crack of dawn yelling "Come on, get out of bed and look for a job, they're crying out for people at the glue factory".

PS - When he died 19 years later its rumoured that his last words to my mother were "When's he going to get a bleddy job?"
[quote=PoorOldSpike]

I thought you going to say he caught you masterbating...
and last words were going to be "That's why he needs glasses!"

[PoorOldSpike]

I thought you going to say he caught you masterbating

Nah it never happened mate,there was just the usual circumstantial evidence around that my parents might have noticed - the soggy porn mags, items of ladies underwear under my bed (pinched off neighbours clotheslines at night), sketches I'd drawn of women being tortured, filthy anonymous letters I intended sending to lady politicians who i fancied, my telescope permanently aligned with Zena Mitchells bedroom window across the street, my collection of nooses, garrottes,handcuffs, instruments of torture etc..
Ah, you can't beat the good old days when Britain used to hang criminals, I'd certainly have applied for a job as a hangman, great fun, it beats glue factories hands down... :)


http://www.richard.clark32.btinternet.co.uk/ruth.html

[Copper]

Hmmm Im beginning to wonder if they let patients have lap tops in institutes these days??

[PoorOldSpike]

Waddya say Michael?

"Bootie,you're my brother and I love you, but don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again"..

[McIvan]

Enough, you two grotty delinquents . Let's keep masturbation, soggy porn mags, stolen underwear and torture fantasies off the board, ta.. My hand is reluctantly hovering over the edit & delete buttons.

In fact, this may possibly be the most pointless thread I have ever seen on the Blitz forum. Time to ensure it dies a slow death. I blame myself only for not doing it earlier :(