That's how the fight started

[Hedgehog]

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive.....so, I took her to a gas station..... and that's how the
fight started....

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she
bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her
look better at night than the cold cream. And that's how the fight
started.