Any Men Around?

Schwerpunkt · 01-09-2009, 01:18 PM,

Ladies,

I have been away for quite some time and would like to introduce myself to those that are newer and have not met me. In the past, I have provided a valuable and much sought afer service to the forum. I was instrumental in handing out lessons to the gamiest of CM players. Some of these folks would troll the boot camp, looking for inexperienced newcomers eager to play, then hit them with a fantastic battle kit that included more 150 mm IG than the Germans actually produced in all of the 30's and 40's. Others racked up fabulous scores and "earned" awards playing 8 year old girls. I found this to be repulsive and felt it my duty to confront them.

Some of my oponents included the likes of Walkure, Herr Oberst, Dirt Devil, Zemke and Windhund. I don't even know if these "men" still exist or have changed their names and now prowl "American Idol" discussion forums...

Anyway, these lessons actually were free of charge and I gladly handed them out. Well, I am back and would like to start a few more games. Anyone open for a couple of battles, please send me a PM or email. I like scenarios or QB, both CMBB and AK.

I would also consider one of the bigger scenarios, like the "East Front Series", or if you would like to playtest a scenario, I would like to do that. I have several waiting to be tested and would like the input, so I want to help some others that have put a lot of time into designing a scenario.

Sincerely,

Schwerpunkt
Kommandeur Oberkommando der Schwerpunkt

Lord Bane · 01-09-2009, 02:23 PM,

Schwer Punk,
LMAO...that is a very funny post. You have caught my attention with your suicidal bravado. At the moment, I am currently swamped with too many CM games, tournaments and RL. As soon as I clean up a few games then I will be more than happy to put your challenge to the test. While you pace anxiously and await for that day to arrive....be afraid....be very afraid!
Lord Bane (FGM)

Combat Wombat · (This post was last modified: 01-09-2009, 03:13 PM by Combat Wombat.)

HA ! I'm pretty sure I'm playing with fire in accepting your challenge .. I think I might have been one of those "8 year old " girls who kept getting crushed into the dirt by waves of Panthers, tigers etc ...

Cobalt · 01-09-2009, 04:16 PM,

Below this post was my post requesting a CMAK Battle. I accept your offer. The post was funny .....

I will email you so that we agree on the battle.

Thanks

fluidwill · 01-09-2009, 11:04 PM,

Hoy Baney ya big girl, why dont you surrender whats left of your pathetic forces in our RTF game then you'll have loads of time to give Swear Punk the thrashing he so richly deserves.
I'd do it myself but frankly I dont think it would be too much of a challenge, maybe when he's had some practice.

Lord Bane · 01-10-2009, 02:09 AM,

LMFAO....Fluidwill finally launched his attack on turn 32 of a 35 turn game...LOL. When I played the game as the Allies I had units over the bridges by turn 15 and had forced Stoffel to surrender by Turn 32! Surrender, HA...I am going to win.
Bane

Sgt Schultz · 01-10-2009, 06:52 AM,

Ha, great post. I'll be happy to learn a thing or two from you. I prefer scenarios, but will play a small or medium QB if you want.

Cheers
Sgt Shultz

Schwerpunkt · 01-10-2009, 09:32 AM,

...well now...

Some very strange things have happened since I issued this challenge. I know that in today's world we now have "change we can count on"... and that things that were once taboo are now acceptable, but perhaps this forum has gone too far. Now I am not one to "kiss and tell", but I thought the forum should be aware of some of the more strange incidents here.

In reply to my challenge, I have received several odd replies, not counting the ones seen above. For instance, one member challenged me to a game of "strip CM". I do not know if it has any meaning but this particular member wanted a 3000 point Quickie Battle... He went by the name "Bootie Call", but I think that was an anonymous name. Another forum member wanted to play a game, but wanted to watch me via live video feed and requested that I wear some particular articles of clothing, to include high heels.

Now I will try to stay open minded, BUT admit that I am a little "Old School" and am inclined to believe that these things have no place in the manly arts of war. So, I am going out on a limb here. Not only am I offering my services in CM lessons, but will now include "man lessons" for life. I have room for a battle or two, so if you are serious, then I will give you some pointers that your parents or nature did not. What else can I say?

Sgt Schultz, Cobalt and Combat Brickbat, I have picked up the glove and sent you all QB or scenarios. Take them or send me an alternative.

Lord Banal, I await your return.

Sincerely,

Mark
OberKommando der Schwerpunkt[/i]

Lord Bane · 01-10-2009, 12:12 PM,

LMAO...well done. I will expedite my other games so that we can fight soon!
Lord Bane

RedDevil · 01-10-2009, 12:56 PM,

Ah Mein SweatyPunk spews forth once again his tranquilizing gooblygook of elaborate tauntings to woo the unsuspecting into his web of destruction and mayhem.. beware fellows, just when you think you've got him by the balls, he takes them off and runs away thru the trees like a naked pixie..

and he calls us ladies!

If you don't mind a slow turnaround sweetcakes, PM me for my email and send a set up over to me.. I've not played in several months, so you might have a chance :P