Look on the bright side

[Hedgehog]

a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming Rugby
World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor.

"Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, eh" said Wiremu.

The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he
had long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the only cure
was testicular removal.

"No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion eh!"

The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised
him that testicular removal was the only cure.

Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment. Wiremu was devastated,
but with the Rugby World Cup just around the corner he found an expat Kiwi
doctor and decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust.

The Kiwi doctor examined him and said: "Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv
Prostate suckness eh" "What's the cure thin doc ?" asked Wiremu hoping for
a different answer. "Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi'regonna huv
to cut off your balls."

"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "those Aussie bastards wanted
to take my test tickets off me!"