One for the hedgehog...

[dawags]

I've enjoyed the hedgehogs jokes...
Here's one of my favorites for the hedgehog...

The Lone Ranger is captured by hostile Indians...
The Indian chief says to the Lone Ranger "Lone Ranger, you are our enemy, but in respect for you before we put you to death, we will give you three days, and your last wish."
The Lone Ranger replies "I would like to speak to my horse, Silver, that is all."
Silver is brought over to the Lone Ranger, and the Lone Ranger lifts up one of Silver's ears, and whispers into it...
Silver immediately bolts off running as fast as he can go...

A little later, Silver returns walking slowly back with a beautiful half naked brunette sitting on his back. Silver stops in front of the Lone Ranger and the Chief, and the brunette enters a nearby tent where the Lone Ranger is being kept, and the Lone Ranger looks at Silver, and then follows the brunette into the tent...

The next day...
The Chief summons the Lone Ranger, and says "Lone Ranger, you have a very impressive horse, but you now have only two days to live, any other last wish for you?"
The Lone Ranger again requests to speak to his horse...
Silver is summoned and the Lone Ranger again whispers into one ear.
Silver again bolts off running as fast as he can, and leaves the encampment.

A little later, Silver again returns walking slowly this time with a beautiful half naked blonde astride his backside, and the scenario is repeated, as the Lone Ranger follows the blonde into the tent after briefly giving a short look towards Silver.

The next day...
The Chief again summons the Lone Ranger and says "Lone Ranger, you are EXTREMELY fortunate to have such a horse, but you are still our enemy, and you have one day left, again any last wish for you?"
The Lone Ranger says..."Chief, I would like to speak to my horse again, but this time privately and inside my tent, if you would."

Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger, and led into his tent. The Lone Ranger follows...when they are alone in the tent...

...the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears very roughly, and looks him squarely in the eyes and says...
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"Stupid horse, Try to get this right this time...
BRING POSSE!"

dawags
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[Hedgehog]

Thank's for that one mate very good...... Appreciate your interest, I can understand the the Horse getting it wrong...although what a way to Die......LOL