Worst day of my life!

[Hedgehog]

Worst day of my life!


I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a really big, trouble-making biker steps up,
grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, Man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd cry. I can’t stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.
When I went to the car park, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener, and then my dog bit me,
so I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.
I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in it and sit here watching the poison dissolve.
Then you, you arsehole, show up and drink the whole thing!!

........But enough about me, how's your day going?"

[daisy]

Lol !