"Come back here ya coward, it's only a flesh wound..." SFS Round 2 Sitrep Thread!!

[Dogovich]

Orsha Front: Oberst Karl von Dogowitz sat back in the seat of his kubelwagon and pondered the situation. He swore he'd been here in a previous life and could even remember huge green painted tanks cruching all before him. But he quickly struck down such foolish thoughts. For while it was true that the last few days had revealed such monsters as the T-34, even the size obsessed Russians couldn't have anything as monsterous as what he'd dreamed. And if they did, they couldn't be much more of a threat than those pitiful T-35s they'd found abandoned down the road a spell. Still... he had a bad feeling about what might be awaiting his men as they attempted to penetrate further East. Already, his recon had run into the Red armor cars that had shot up several of his Sdkfz 222s. Best to play it safe. Calling up his subordinates, he urged caution as they advanced forward towards their fate. But just as they were about to move forward, a young Russian boy came running up to Dogowitz with a note. It was from his opposite number on the Russian side. The man, some impossibly arrogant party goon named Gordonovich was requesting a ceasefire for the holidays. He'd be available again in about TEN DAYS????!!!!! What kind of war was this?