"Come back here ya coward, it's only a flesh wound..." SFS Round 2 Sitrep Thread!!

[Scorched Earth]

Allied turn two: Scorched Earth vs Wolfman:

It's official from deep in the German rear (no wonder it's so dark here - somebody get a flashlight), it crackles over the air waves no sign of the Russkies so far (that's because we are just driving up & down - do u think we are mad suicidal type of people that come from small village East of Urals with un-pronounacable name? Give yourself ten points for spotting the mis-spelling). Which, "as it happens" (feel free to do a Jimmy Savill impersonation at this point for all u fellow Brits out there) was what the Russkies did, not the Jimmy impression, but spotting some Jerry HT's scuttling away to the rear, which took a shot up the rear (or err missus). So, anyway, contact made, Hurrah, or was that a Russkie UUURRRAAAAHHHHHH. :-)

Sleep peacefully chaps, it's only the sound of shells knocking down the door.