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[Copper]

Could be worse. I was blindfolded and driven to an unknown location. naked of course and set loose amoung the local populace, I was given a small cardboard box to hide my magnificent shame.

Only real problem was that I was living in South London at the time and my magnificent shame was just not appreciated by the French Gendarmes as my bloody mates had taken me to Calais.

Still, its something to remember - a cold French Jail, Chocolate Soup for breakfast and trying to explain why you have no passport.

To be honest the French were Ok with it and got me back on the Ferry. But I have a very long memory and I am still thinking of ways to get the last couple of guys back.

Enjoy your Stag mate because the rest of your life will soon be handed over to the One who shall be obayed!