Well, at least it wasn't ABBA, so you got out ok.:whis:
Every year there is a contest held to determine who makes the World's best Bar-B-Que. It's held here in Memphis TN., not Texas. Being a beefeater, I have always liked Texas, even if there is nothing there but steers and queers.
But Bar-B-Que was invented in the Caribbian, by what later became know as buccaneers (Ones who Bar-B-Que). :pirate:
Cortez stocked a bunch of Islands with Pigs and Goats. Sailors that had deserted lived on the Islands, and smoked (ber-b-qued) the pigs as trade goods for ships transporting goods (gold) from the Americas to Spain. After a while they figured out it was easier work
to capture the ships then bust their backs processing pigs for the Spanish crews, most of whom had little problems with seeing their officers rope dancing from a yardarm.
When do you leave for Damascus and a little live fire training?