101paratrooper has been banned

[Major Hurt]

I heard he used a teleporter, a cloak of invisibility, and some magic pixie dust to spy on his opponents.

It was all going fine until a leprechaun that happened to be passing by the house of one his victims caught him in the act and proceeded to beat him senseless. Apparently, the academy never trained him in hand-to-hand combat vs mythical beings.

I also heard he had a "thing" for wombats. Big hairy ones.

Of course, none of that's true (to my knowledge).

What is true is that whatever he was doing it finally caught up to him, and forced the club officers to act and ban him; which is a stone bummer for everyone, including said officers.

As to how he did it, I admit that it's intriguing, but at the end of the day it's largely useless information to me. It's just morbid curiosity, I guess. The important thing to know is that:

Cheating is bad

Cheaters suck

Cheaters+Cheating=Banned