Poor Billy, A young English Lad

[Stryker]

BILLY'S GAY DANCER DAD





Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.



"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and every night he takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them do all sorts of horrible things to him."



The teacher, blushing profusely, quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.



"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England, but I was just too embarrassed to say."