Patton's Assorted Manure Piles?

[Glint]

Our great leader, Winston Churchill - one of the best remarks reported was in Parliament.
(He was known for his drinking but also had a speech problem)
After a speech, a woman MP stood up and said, ' sir, the right honourable gentleman is drunk!'
To which Winnie replied, ' Madam, I maybe drunk, but in the morning, I will be sober! You are extremely ugly and, in the morning, will still be ugly!'

Glint