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Subject: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
>
>> Here is a little test that will help you decide.
> The answer can be found by posing the following question:
>
> You're walking down a deserted street with your spouse and two small children.
> Suddenly, an ( so as not to offend use your choice mugger,Terrorist,murder...ETC)
>with a huge knife comes around the corner,
>locks eyes with you,
> and charges at you.
>
> You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot.
> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
> What do you do?
>
>
>> Democrat's Answer:
>
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
> Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
> Could we run away?
> What does my wife think?
> What about the kids?
> What does the law say about this situation?
> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
> Should I call 9-1-1?
> Why is this street so deserted?
> We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would
> discourage such behavior.
>
> Republican's Answer:
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> BANG!
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> Southerner's Answer: *
>
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! BANG! BANG!
> Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! BANG! BANG!
> Click
> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
> Winchester Silver Tips or Hollo w Points?
> Son: Can I shoot the next one!
> Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!



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