"Thet's noo ordnary Rabbit, it's the mos foul, crul, bad timpred Rodent!" R4 Sitreps

[Tide1]

Heavy Metal Thunder Allied turn7

The jeep comes to a screaching stop in a cloud of dust along the road leading to the front. The driver Pvt. Mitchell looks out of the corner of his eye at his commanding officer Cpt. Tide1 takes another long pull from the bottle of Jim Beam and wonders how he could drink like that and not die.
Pvt. Mitchell watches as the half stewed Capt. climbes onto the company command tank and starts to prepare for the attack. Mitchell wistles happily as he drives back to the supply dump to get more Jim Beam.
Cpt. Tide1 climbs into the command tank and turns on the radio waiting for it to warm up he thinks about his German opponent Der Stuber. He's supposed to be a real challenge I hope the Brits can hold him back in the north. Cpt. Tide1 takes another swig of the Jim Beam keys the radiomike and says Gentlemen start your engines!!!