Weekend again Lads

[Hedgehog]

"Can I have some Irish sausages, please?" asks Paddy, walking up to the shop
counter.
The assistant looked at him and asks "are you Irish?"

"If I had asked you for Italian sausages, would you ask me if I was
Italian?" demands Paddy indignantly. "Or, if I asked for bratwurst, would
you ask me if I was German?"

Warming to his theme, he goes on -
"Or if I asked you for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would ya?
Would ya?" The assistant said: "Well, no".

Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, Paddy steps it up a gear.
"And if I asked you for frogs' legs, would you ask me if I was French? What
about Danish bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't," conceded the assistant.

So, now bursting with righteous indignation, Paddy says, "well, all right
then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish
sausages?"

Because you're in f**king Homebase," the assistant replied.