The new guy

[PoorOldSpike]

Yes mate there are still screenshots and stuff on my hard drive I have to post..
By the way we can all help you with your english..
If you ever visit england you'll find our police are very friendly, especially policewomen.
The standard form of greeting is to say - "Ello darling, I fancy yer summat rotten"
And when you go into a pub, its customary to greet everybody in there by calling out -
"Listen up you bunch o' fairies, I'm the hardest geezer in here and I can wipe the floor with any of yer and don't you ever forget it, know what I mean?"