POS/ BOOTIE joke thread moved here

[RedDevil]

Speaking of hugs I was in town in Aberdeen on Saturday and there was this bloke and a girl going round with huge signs saying 'Free Hugs' and another guy was video taping these people giving aforementioned free hugs to passers by. Any dude tried to give me a free hug I'd pop him in the balls. Bloody hippies.




Ah Aberdeen in Scotland, the Scots are a fine hospitable people!
An Englishman buys a remote cottage in the Scottish Highlands, and the first evening there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and there's a great big hairy Jock standing there in kilt, tam o' shanter, sporran, bagpipes under his arm, the lot..
"Och laddie" he says, "I'd like to invite ye to a party at my farmhoose doon the glen tonight, there'll be lots of singing, dancing, drinking and wild wild sex!"
"I say old chap, jolly good show, I'd be delighted to come!" replies the Englishman with a grin, "how many will be there?"
"Och laddie" replies the Jock, "just the two of us!"...:rolleyes:



Someone needs to :smg: whoever said the old ones were the best.




:)And Scottish generosity is renowned throughout the world!
An elderly Scotsman confesses to his priest -"Father,60 years ago in World War Two I sheltered a shot-down German airman in my attic in Glasgow"
"That was a very charitable thing to do" replies the priest,"I'm sure God will forgive you"
"Er...there's more father," says the man,"I got him to sign an international bankers order paying regular interest from his Swiss bank account into mine"
"Oh well" replies the priest,"I'm sure God will forgive you that too"
"Thank you father" replies the man and turns to go, but when he reaches the door he stops and turns and says to the priest - "Just one more thing father, should I tell him the war's over?"