POS/ BOOTIE joke thread moved here

[Copper]

Well my original post wasnt actually a joke it did really happen but while we are on the topic of jokes.

This teacher had been explaining to her class, what a moral was. And now wanted each one in the class to make up a story which had a moral to it. She gave them 30 mins to complete it.

After the time had expired, She asked if anyone had made up a story.

Little Jenny put her hand up, and the teacher said. "O.K Jenny tell us your story"

Little Jenny began. "One day my mother asked me to go and collect some eggs from the chicken run. I collected all the eggs and put them in my basket, but on my way back I tripped over a stone and all the eggs fell to the floor and smashed."

The teacher said. "Thank you Jenny, and what is the moral to that story"

Little Jenny said. "Never put all your eggs in one basket".

Then little Jimmy put his hand up, and the teacher said. "O.K Jimmy tell us your story"

Little Jimmy started. "In the War my grandad and his friends were under attack from shell fire. All his mates were killed and there was only my Grandad left in this trench. When all of a sudden 10 enemy soldiers jumped in the trench with him. So my Grandad picked up a bottle of whiskey and supped it straight down in one go. Then he shot all 10 of them dead"

The teacher said. "That was a very interesting story Jimmy. But what moral does it hold"

Jimmy said. "You should never screw with my Grandad when he's drunk.".