The new guy

[PoorOldSpike]

Hmmm, what if the pub ya walked into and said that happened to be one of those..ya know... "alternative lifestyle" type of establishments where everyone is wearing black leather biker gear and pink furry boas?

Ah yes... Hey Marshall if you go into one of those places in London you'll be able to make friends very easily.
First of all, walk in singing "YMCA" and sit next to a guy wearing black leather, and say to him - "I'm a stranger in town, will you take me cruising around Clapham Common to show me some sights?"

Or if you see this guy named "Rhyno", you could say "Hi bud, where's your horn" to start a pleasant conversation