Theatre of War

[Copper]

This one should be called: "Theatre of Smellyness".

It smells of a grab for the command and conquer ADD 13 year old with Mom's gold credit card market.

Any serious* wargamer would not be caught dead playing it, and believe me, I would do my darndest to patrol the earth to kill all who weren't caught dead** if I had the time and an evil "Grognard Man" cape and villain costume***.

Cheers!

Leto****

*this definition has no grounded context, and thus must be taken solely as the opinion of the author.
**the author will not actually try to kill you if you play this game. You hope.
***"Grognard Man" is a wholly patented and licensed name that cannot be reproduced without strict permission from the author. "Grognard Man" will appear a children's parties, sans cape and costume, but with pint of Vodka in hand and a pair of inside out boxer shorts over jeans, for $49.95 an hour with free drinks included.
****the author is disgusted by TOW, if you have not noticed, and this is an insurance policy to prevent anyone walking away from post not realizing that TOW sucks, and that if at all possible, the author would hunt down the makers of this game with a point-ed stick and a handfull of raspberries and commit foul murder*****.
*****legal disclaimer: the author is not threatening the makers of TOW, but would if it were legal.