Falklands in the Baltic

[Grumbler]

Nope, they would capture a Department store and spend two days looting.
Read "MiG-25 Pilot". That is the book by the guy that flew to Japan with his MiG-25 in the mid 70's or so. He was taken to a normal American grocery store by his handlers and thought it was a plant by the 'dark forces' (AKA;CIA). They ended up taking him to half a dozen other stores that he had selected while driving around before he figured it out.
One average sized department store in the west has more and better consumer good in it then ALL the 'special' stores in Moscow during the Soviet era. IIRC there were only 4 back in the early 80's. Didn't gorby open up a dozen or so 'almost special' stores during the twylight years of the Soviet?
So the first time the Soviets come to a real store, the offense will stop.