PoorOldSpike Wrote:I cycled from Leicester to Paris and back, pedalling 800 miles in 8 days,
Was that before or after the Chunnel? Cause before would be waaaay more impressive. Considering your overabundance of kewlness, I am guessing before.
PoorOldSpike Wrote:So yeah, i'm one kool macho dood and, my guess is that the aliens wanted my special DNA so's they could create Mick clones to populate the universe. Next time you look at the stars, think "there could be millions of Micks out there.."
'nuff said
PoorOldSpike Wrote:I wonder who'll play me when they make a film of my life, Bruce Willis, Al Pacino, Sly Stallone?..
Go with Bruce. Stallone stopped being kewl a long time ago, and Al Pacino is headed south, too. :whis: