WHERE HAVE ALL MY CLICKIES GONE!!!!???

[Copper]

WTF??

Have clicky pixies snatched up my green clickies and transported them to the magical mystical land of CLICKHALLA????

I remember having at least as many as Randy, yet, my clicky count is now halved like a club house sandwhich... but without the pickles or coleslaw.

CONSPIRACY! WHO'S BEHIND THIS?? HAS NIXON RETURNED FROM THE DEAD??? WHY OH WHY DID THEY TAKE MY BONA FIDE ELECTRIFIED DEEP FRIED GREEN CLICKIES???

I want a COMMITTEE struck to investigate this... This invasion of the clicky snatchers must be STOPPED!!

FIE FIE FIE!!! THE INHUMANITY!!!

Does anyone know how hard I had to WHORE myself for those green clickies??? ANYONE????

Gone.... gone.... el clicko absoluto vamoosio!

I'LL KILL WHOEVER DID THIS... or worse, STAB THEM WITH MY PITHY and PUNCTILLIOUS PROSE until they are DEAD.

it's no fair... o, it is not fair... why????

GIVE EM BACK (GAAAARRRRRRARRARRARRRRRARARRRRR!!!!)

Okay, let's be reasonable... those clickies were MINE... they belong to ME...

I licked them... do you hear me???? That's right... they have my unctious and disease ridden germs on them... you don't want them... return them NOW and I will give you the antidote... and I won't hurt you much.

okay.

I think that sums up quite clearly how I feel...

Cheers!.. er LICK MY SACK! BASTAGES!

Leto