THE REMATCH: Leto (defender) vs Colonel T. (ass-aulter) -No access for Dave-

[McIvan]

Leto]
EFR Nazdatrenko (the useless Soviet TH unit) NOW: EFR COILzdatrenko. All his life, the good EFR was always the guy sent off to do the job with the wrong tools, or no tools at all, and often wound up on the point-ED end of the stick. Yet, somehow he managed to keep himself alive. In 1941, COILzdatrenko used a daring tactic of dressing up in a sheep skin and gliding into a Russian tank platoon bivouacked in a shephard's field, carrying nought but a diluted strength Molotov Cocktail consisting mostly of his own pee (still a considerable amount of alchohol as he had been drinking his weapon through the night, and then replacing it) and a large cucumber (to be used to stuff up the exhaust pipe of a T-26 if all else failed).

Unfortunately, COILzdatrenko's mission was cut short when a Soviet sheep-o-phile sentry spotted the uber sexy sheepskin covered COIL in the herd, and after instantly being smitten with love (and lust... well mostly lust) ended COILzdatrenko's attack with a rear flank attack of his own. COILzdatrenko never Baa'd so loudly in his life before.

Many other useless and dangerous endeavours plagued COILzdatrenko's military career across the many years of war. But he always survived... sometimes wishing he hadn't (he shudders as he is reminded of his rough treatment in the herd under the moonlight so many years ago)

You just made me spit coffee all over my keyboard LMAO :)

That was very funny. You are an evil man :P

Sign me up as a valiant ATR gunner or whatever takes your fancy..