Back from Scotland let's have some Humour

[Hawk555]

Well, since I came from Scotland only a few days ago I feel I must add this one.

Old MacDougal is walking to the pub with his coworker after a hard days work.
They walk past a church and then Old MacDougal says to his friend.
- Look at that church, I built that chuch with me own hands. But do they call me Old MacDougal the chuch-builder. NOOOOO!!
His friend just nods quietly and they contine they're march to the pub.
Then they see a shop nearby and Old MacDougal begins his rant once more.
-That shop there! I built that too, but do they call me Old MacDougal the shop-builder. NOOOOO!!
On they go and eventually come to the pub and then Old MacDougal says.
- The pub!! I built that one too, do they call me Old MacDougal the pub-builder NOOOOO!! But you fu#& one goat and you're labelled for the rest of your life!