Why I miss old clickies: a lament...

[Copper]

This and the FEE FII FOO FUMM post were really funny.

For making me laugh you get green ... eggs and ham?!?!?!

And for the record, my posting hasnt stopped because of clickies. It has stopped because my CM time has shriveled up like the rotten gums that Walkure gets to fondle everyday. I only came back here because Leto emailed me off-board and said that anarchy was reigning at the blitz - due to the absence of the rule of clikie! This is why I hate progressives. I'm a right-wing clickie conservative.

HEY! You false clicky giver! I almost crapped my pants thinking I might get a GREEN clicky out of you, jumped in the shower, got smelling real good, combed hair, put on a suit and tie, sat down with a glass of wine AND THEN went to see my clicky...

BUT AVAST! No said clicky was deposited.

I ripped off my tie, smashed my wine glass (after downing if first... I am NOTHING but civilized you know) and then kicked the dog.

Needless to say, my entire day is ruined, and I may consider joining up with the Church of Scientology... ALL BECAUSE OF YOU.

For shame... a man's life now lies in the gutter because of a TRICKY CLICKY. Ruined. Broken. Feeling much to blue to drive my brand new Jaguar.

Cheers!

Leto