POS's irrelevant picture thread

[PoorOldSpike]

I thought you going to say he caught you masterbating

Nah it never happened mate,there was just the usual circumstantial evidence around that my parents might have noticed - the soggy porn mags, items of ladies underwear under my bed (pinched off neighbours clotheslines at night), sketches I'd drawn of women being tortured, filthy anonymous letters I intended sending to lady politicians who i fancied, my telescope permanently aligned with Zena Mitchells bedroom window across the street, my collection of nooses, garrottes,handcuffs, instruments of torture etc..
Ah, you can't beat the good old days when Britain used to hang criminals, I'd certainly have applied for a job as a hangman, great fun, it beats glue factories hands down... :)


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