calling all swedish commanders

[zeiss]

The stalwart Swedish defenders of Gotland will never surrender! Our will to fight remain unbroken despite our recent tactical redeployments. :hissy:

We laugh at the lies & propaganda spread by the Soviet Chief Commissar. His pitiful attempt to justify the Soviet invasion has so many errors that it’s ludicrous. :P

As the SÄPO representative in the Swedish HQ I will briefly address some of the worst lies:

“rafts and submarines in days of Ivan Groznogo”

Ivan the Terrible in a submarine! Do you think we are idiots? :mad:

It’s a well know fact that Ivan was a tank commander. History tells us that he in the summer of 1553 travelled to Greenland in his famous amphibious tank “Laika”.

GREEN-land not GOT-land.

“Now the government of the USSR - declares that Soviet Socialist Republic Falkland from 00:00 on September, 05th this year”

Once again the Commissar has looked to deep in the Vodka bottle. As we all know, the invasion is in 1983 but the Soviets plan to make it a Republic 24 years later.

Perhaps that’s the time they think it will take to conquer Gotland. A much too optimistic assessment. :cool:

“You have lost for war. You wage war for imperialist values of bourgeois layers of a society”

Bah! Your Communist doctrine means nothing to us.

“Regret yours the soldier - let off them home to wives and children”

Well, that’s not such a bad idea. :conf:

“We shall bring to you freedom from capitalist magnates and millionaires who oppress usual working class of the population.”

Hmm..
It actually sounds pretty good, all things considered. :)


General Wigam! I’m switching to the Soviet team! Long live the Soviet Union!