Why I miss old clickies: a lament...

[The Coil]

That powerful jetstream of wit carries us all across unestimable leagues of boredom and dullishness and deposits us onto rich white sands of endless mirth.

Amen. Only thing worse than having to wade through POS spam while reading an interesting thread is having to wade through of post of things POS might hypothetically post somewhere else.

Apparently not all are raised on the wings of your witticism. Perhaps you should just own up and state the real facts: you threaten to leave because you don't like blitz members calling a spade a spade.

You also forgot that he's tired of being so outwitted by actually witty folks like you and me that he is reduced to responding with lines like "You on crack, mate?" as if this were some sort of clever retort.

If, however, this thread were to become a baiting thread with no other redeeming feature about it, and really nothing more to say on the subject of clickies, then I'm afraid it too will die a horrible and painful death. So let's not.

Sorry, McI...but there's no way to shut the back door, so the riff-raff keep wandering in with their irrelevant posts. Don't hold the thread responsible for an annoying poster. If only we could show our displeasure with a flurry of red clickies or something...

There! Back on topic!

I can't believe that you didn't appreciate the Battlestar Galactica skit... I even named it "Coilactica"...

Sheesh...

; )

Cheers!

Leto

Ummm...I remember what happened last time my name ended up in a skit of yours...

Actually, I did appreciate it, I just found myself at a loss as to how I might express that appreciation in an objective and meaningful way. I thought about getting you a "pretzel", but I already gave you one a while back, and strangely, the pretzel store will only let me give you one. Some sort of pretzel quota or something (sounds kind of crazy to me, limiting the amount of pretzels I can give to one person, but there's no figuring out the pretzel store - I bet the pretzel store gets a lot less business now. At least, that seems logical to me).

Oh well, maybe someday they'll come up with some sort of feature on this board to allow me to express my repeated appreciation of the time and energy you put into writing entertaining skits featuring me.

There! Back on topic again!