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Subject: Fwd: FW: SEEING THE FUTURE








A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and
listened
to her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless
Daddy,
God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."
The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like
the
thing
to do."
The next day grandpa died.
The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to
her
prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy
and
good-bye Grandma."
The next day the grandmother died.
Oh my gosh, thought the e father, this kid is in contact with the
other
side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard
her
say:
"God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."
He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and
got
up at
the crack of dawn to go to his office . He was nervous as a cat
all
day,
had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by
until

midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead
of
going
home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee,
looking
at his
watch and jumping at every sound. Finally, midnight arrived, he
breathed a
sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late,
what's
the matter?"
He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst
day of
my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what
happened
to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my
lesson!"



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Childbirth
Should children witness childbirth? Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his ass again!"



If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you