How do you feel about clickies?

[Copper]

Although maybe you'll be a bit less afraid when you realize our ace lieutenant can't even work the quote function, much less drive an oil tanker...

You read the name tag all wrong. It should read: "Arse Lieutenant", not "Ace Lieutenant".

And thusly explains why I drove the tanker aground when I spotted a 10$ whorehouse along the coast of Maine.

Incidentally, the consequent coastal spill of jalepeno pepper sauce produced a highly chaotic scene when thousands of immigrant latin servants to the rich were caught dipping their tacos in the ocean. Apparently, the immigrant workers were illegal and had no idea that George W. Bush had responded personally (and with amazing haste) to the environmental emergency and was reported seen on a coast guard cutter dipping his own tacos (Dubya loves tacos). Caught like deer in headlights, the illegal alien workers were taken into custody by secret service and other called in federal authorities and then shipped back to Mexico, leaving hundreds of wealthy families without basic servant borne necessities. This caused further uproar and several deaths when no one was around to make toast for the "upper crust", (excuse my 'delicious' pun) the next morning. Of the deaths reported, two were US Senators.

Now, although I cannot claim that this was an intentional act of our very well thought out clicky resistance plan, the attention that it has now produced for our cause really brings some gravity to the situation. To avoid a Senate committee investigation, I suggest that something be done to rectify the clicky situation immediately.

Believe me, being a "Red" head Dev, you do not want to be indicted before a US Senate investigation committee, long known for their purging anti communist attitudes. You may end up shipped back to Siberia before you know it.

You've been warned... we have many other plans to be bungled.


Cheers!

cLickie'storule!