Top 10 messages you don't want to get along with your file...

[Der Kuenstler]

10) "Wow - that was lucky."
9) "I really got some bargains this time with that variable rarity."
8) "Never seen artillery take out a Tiger before - interesting."
7) "hmmm...I guess we got 'deep snow' this time - glad I bought all ski troops - how about you?"
6) "Gosh - that new explosion and fire mod I have looks great!"
5) "What does it mean when I click on your 88 gun icon and theres just a blank screen?"
4) "No need to apologize - this is a very hard game to master."
3) (within one file of finishing) "I'm going to be out of town for the next 20 days."
2) "I really love zipping every file and asking for a receipt."
1) "Man that cannister ammo works great on FOs."

Any more?