RE: TOTAL RE-COIL: The Battle for Taco Village (Coil no Entry... you Bastad)
A SECRET REPORT FROM WITHIN THE (Blitz) GUILD.
"It appears that Leto is recovering"
"He cannot win!! His EGO must be placed in check"
"I know, I hate that sonofabitch Leto as well... what a frickin douchebag he is.."
"*sniffle*, why isn't anyone paying attention to me??? After Leto dissed me by not putting me in the "who's best poll", nobody even stood up for me and put my name in the hat so that everyone would know that I am the greatest CM player in the world... *sniffle*... I'm not posting here again until you get rid of that Hooligan Leto... Do something Dev..."
"Oh shut up, you're in 250th place in the ELO... what planet are you on man?"
"Perhaps we should let Coil view Leto's DAR, maybe that will help tip the balance"
"No, no, we'll have to email Coil his moves so that no one can ever accuse us... besides, that goody two shoes McIvan has ruined all our fun with looking over our shoulder when we abuse the system like that"
"Well, something MUST BE DONE... I can't stand Leto winning again... I'd rather eat my left nut. God I hate that guy."
"We all hate him... he's a know it all, attention craving, smart ass... but he's still better than you know who..."
"*sniffle* Fine, I'm leaving and taking all my stunning screenshots with me"
ENTIRE GUILD ROLLS EYES
"I suggest that we knock Leto off his game by pretending another hacker got into the MB and knocked out the rep points... we can reduce them to negative 2 or something, and call him a booger face... and say that we can't fix it"
"Excellent"
"that should rile him"
"that worked well enough when Leto was beginning to surpass my rep point lead... I can't believe everyone fell for that... everyone elses rep points were lost except for mine... what idiots... it can work again"
"It is settled, we will then begin emailing Coil Leto's moves, and attack Leto's rep points"
"Agreed"
"Agreed"
"Agreed"
"Agreed"
"*sniffle* but I'm a tripple ladder leader"
END REPORT.
Pretty much as I suspected... lol.
Cheers!
Leto
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