Canadian frigdes, threat to the planet...

[Jim von Krieg]

Blitz friends,

It has come to my attention that my Canadian brothers and sisters are in need of assistance in combatting environmental hazards in their country. I noted that a Canadian researcher says in an article today that Canadians are ruining the planet by keeping their beer in old refrigerators that are environmentally wasteful.

I know this is a mistake and that all Canadians stand ready to right such a tragic injustice...

Clearly this researcher is on to something and we Americans need to help our friends to the North protect the planet. I stand ready to assist all my Canadian brothers and sisters in achieving the proper environmental peace and harmony required for good stewardship of the planet.

With my altrustic motives in mind, I will accept any and all beer shipments from Canada so that my great friends in the Great White North can unplug their fridges.

Please, contribute to our fight against global warming by sending your beer to me.

Kindest regards,

Jim vK