Proof that the World is Nuts

[Hedgehog]

Subject: Fw: Proof that the world is nuts






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> Proof That The World Is Nuts
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> In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
> animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
> punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
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> In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but
> is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
> may only see their reflection in a mirror.
> (Do they look different reversed?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This
> also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be
> covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick?)
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
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>
> (Much worse than "going blind!")
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> There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
> And deflower young virgins, who pay
> Them for the privilege of having sex
> For the first time
> Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
>
> (Let's just think for a minute; is there
> Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
> adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
> The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any
> manner desired.
>
> (Ah! Justice!)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England- but only in
> tropical fish stores.
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> (But of course!)*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*
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> In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and
> the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness
> the act.
>
> (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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> In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
> woman and her daughter at the same time.
>
> (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this
> law?)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
> one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
> only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
> the premises."
>
> (Is that a great country or what?
> Well, not as great as Guam !)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Banging your head against a wall uses
> 150 calories an hour.
>
> (Who volunteers for this stuff?)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
>
> (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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> The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
> weight and
> Always falls over on its right side
> When intoxicated.
> (From drinking little bottles of???)
> (Did the government pay
> For this research??)
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> Butterflies taste with their feet.
>
> (Ah, geez.)
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> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>
> (I know some people like that.)
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> Starfish don't have brains.
>
> (I know some people like that, too.)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> And, the best for last?
> Turtles can breathe through their butts.
>
> (And I thought I had bad
> breath in the morning!)