Proof that the World is Nuts

[Liebchen]

> There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
> And deflower young virgins, who pay
> Them for the privilege of having sex
> For the first time
> Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

Why oh why didn't we hear about this on career day??? :(

Ummm... because it's complete b*llsh*t? Think about it. Guam, which is a territory of the U.S., has both a U.S. Air Force base there and a U.S. Naval base there. Why would anyone need to pay someone to screw them with all of those horny volunteers around? (That, and they get a fair number of Japanese tourists passing through.)

I used to be stationed there, and the customs are pretty much like in the rest of the U.S. The Chamorros (Guamanians) are something like 90% Catholic and have been for a few centuries.