RedDevil Wrote:So what's out there being bought up by your Wives, kids and Girlfriends for you?
Well on Christmas Day I was hoping to settle down on my own watching The African Queen on channel 4 TV, but my sister and nieces are threatening to come over with their out-of-control toddlers, so I suppose I'll be enjoying christmas by getting a series of punches to my kidneys, kung fu kicks to the groin, biscuit crumbs and sticky orange drink in my keyboard, greasy fingerprints on my monitor, scratches all over my CD's, the remains of cream and jam cakes over my books etc..
But it could be worse if I don't hide sharp instruments, pens and pencils and tubes of glue before they arrive..
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