Paging The Coil

[The Coil]

The rumor on the street is that he and Leto have set up house together.:chin:

It's all true.

It's a magical house where the cl:censored:ies are piled knee deep, the DAR's are always finished, draws count as wins, and there's always a turn in your inbox.

We've been a bit busy - that "baby" I keep talking about is really a code name for our latest project. We bought the code for CMx1 from Battlefront for a song, fixed a few bugs (including a curious one wherein all tank rounds fired by people with brackets in their nicknames had their hit chances halved), updated the graphics, added a few missing units (motorcycles, horses, me with a stick) and a quick, easy to use, and surprisingly elegant campaign system. We plan to sell the updated game for $20 to anyone who preorders in cash now. If you're interested, send me (definitely send it to me, not to Leto. He's a no-good thief) your payment. Remember, cash only. I'll send you a copy of the game, as soon as we finish cleaning up a few last minute bugs. Should be done by Thursday.

I was looking for some comic relief. Where did you go?

The "comic relief" feature is no longer supported on these boards. I'll not dance about like a puppet to amuse you every time you get bored and snap your fingers. Unless you change that infernal blue cl:censored:ie to a green one. Then I'm yours to order around. Just call me Mr. Amusing Dancing Puppet.