Is this crazy or what

[PoorOldSpike]

I went through 7 court appearance during my 9-month-long Vigilante Trial and it was an invaluable experience for me because I learnt a heck of a lot about how the Brit judicial system and lawyers operate, and I shall one day devote a stunning chapter of my autobiography to their serious shortcomings..;)
In the later stages I was practically conducting my own defence, strutting round the coutroom like Perry Mason because my solicitors couldn't keep up; pity I didn't elect to defend myself right from the start and maybe I'd have beat the rap..;)